Just another week of "Not Me's...."
I DO NOT let the Diaper Genie get so full, that I start stacking the dirty diapers on the open lid of the Diaper Genie. It definitely DOES NOT get to the point where the dirty diapers end up as new decorations on the dresser. I NEVER, EVER do this disgusting act. Not me!
This week, I DID NOT sit at the computer, immersed in the reading of other people's blogs, that I ate nearly half a bag of Natural Cheeto Puffs. Hey, they're Natural....so it's not bad for you ;)
I NEVER let out extremely loud burps just to see what reaction I can get out of Avery. My burps AREN'T so loud that they make her eyes open wide like she's seen a ghost.
After finally changing Avery's messy sheets, she DID NOT get them wet the very next night. Those sheets ARE NOT still on her bed today.
I WAS NOT awaken early one morning to the sound of my dog barfing on our carpet. I WAS NOT so tired that I just acted like I was still asleep so someone else could clean up the mess. Cotton DID NOT throw up pieces of a football that he demolished. He DIDN'T destroy that football because I left it outside from Avery's photo shoot the weekend before.
While at Hebron's first football game, I DID NOT let Avery lie on the track, NOR did I change her diaper on that track.I also DID NOT throw that dirty diaper, that WASN'T changed on the track, at my cheerleaders while they were cheering ;)